Coca Cancer

How about a nice refreshing glass of ammonia

Coke and Pepsi are being forced to change their recipe or slap a cancer warning onto their cans and bottles. Who knew the “caramel color” was a more pleasant name for ammonia and sulfuric acid. The caramel color was found to cause cancer in mice but had no effect on humans. At least you aren’t drinking Mountain Dew, that has brominated vegetable oil in its recipe…and that’s a flame retardant.

In other news, I had an awesome post completed ripping apart vegans about an article that came out called Meat is the new Tobacco. You will not get to read the post as WordPress deleted the whole thing for no reason, but I will leave you with the awesome picture I made for it. This nutty vegan claims chicken wings are as bad for you as a cigarette.

I only smoke Marlboro


Fatty Lane Cookbook: 3×3 Krinkle Cut Nachos

This one’s an easy one. 3 different meats, 3 different cheeses, one heaping pile of deliciousness. Here’s what’s in it.

1 bag Salt and Pepper Krinkle cut Potato Chips



Ground Beef

Chedder Cheese

pepper jack Cheese

Queso Cheese (hold the spanish jokes)

1 can green chili peppers



Oven preheated to 350 degrees

Step 1:

Cook Ground Beef, Sausage, and Bacon. Use as much as you want. The fattier the better!

Step 2:

Dump your krinkle cut chips onto a baking sheet.

Step 3:

Top Chips with sausage and ground beef. Then add cheddar, pepper jack, and queso cheese.

 Step 4:

Top cheese with salsa and chiles and bacon. Feel free to add as many layers as you wish. Bake at 350 degrees until cheese is bubbly and melted. Took about 5-7 min in my oven. Enjoy!