Irony: You Can’t Make This Stuff up

Heart Attack Grill isn’t joking when they say they have a taste worth dying for! Someone had a heart attack at Heart Attack Grill while eating a 6,000 calorie triple bypass burger. No irony here, move along people. Heart Attack Grill is still awesome. This guy would have had a heart attack last night regardless of where he ate dinner last night. The craziest part about this story to me is people thought it was a joke and a publicity stunt. They sat there and took videos and pictures while this poor guy was having a heart attack.

Another pretty ridiculous story that came out today was about a nasty stinkin’ government worker who snatched a 4 year old preschooler’s lunch because it wasn’t healthy enough. The child brought in a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, potato chips and juice from home. The lunch was confiscated and she was forced to eat…chicken nuggets! I’m sure she was really disappointed about that one…Who would steal bag lunches?

There’s a fine line here. Really, it’s none of the governments business what a parent feeds their child. BUT at the same time, it’s borderline child abuse to feed your child garage every single day of their lives growing up. Anyway with the fine nutritional education our government has given us, it’s no surprise parents pack their kids terrible lunches

Apparently irony is the theme of the day today.

THIS JUST IN: CHILD HAS PROCESSED MEAT AND BREAD REPLACED WITH BREADED PROCESSED MEAT

Now that’s news.

Fat Salute: Heart Attack Grill

Heart Attack Grill is a restaurant in Dallas, Texas doing food right. It was founded in 2005 by Jon Basso with the intent of serving food porn. The genius marketing team declared the food “so bad for you it’s shocking” and the “taste is worth dying for”.

They have waitresses dressed like nurses taking orders (known as prescriptions) from the customers (known as patients). They have single, double, triple and quadruple bypass burgers ranging from 1/2 pound to 2 pounds. They cook their fries in pure lard, they serve soda with real sugar, and milkshakes with high butterfat content. They even serve cigarettes, beer and tequila. What’s not to love? If you weigh over 350 pounds, you eat for free! For this, we salute Heart Attack Grill.

Susanne Eman should move to Dallas and the biggest woman in the world crown will be hers in no time!! Check out their awesome commercial below (the guy from the commercial died…from natural causes)