I love me a good stereotype. This morning, two black males robbed a KFC in North Carolina. How much fried chicken was stolen? Well, none. The men pretended they were delivery drivers before the restaurant opened and proceeded to rob the KFC employees at gunpoint. Luckily the two black males were between 5 feet 7 and 5 feet 10 and wearing hoodie’s so they should find these guys in no time…Seriously, you had to rob a fried chicken chain?! Ride the cliche!
In other news, Taco Bell is still looking for the rat that lead a takeover of a New York City location 5 years ago. Police Sketch artists have rendered this depiction of what the rat might look like today.