10. The food is good
Whether it’s a Christmas Feast or some delicious Chanukah Potato Latkes, holiday feasts are generally delicious and 100% worth scarfing down.
Cream, sugar and eggs. Oh, and some brandy. Does it get any better?
8.Extra insulation for the cold winter months
Let your fat keep you warm. You don’t need no stinkin’ clothes…
7.You can hide your fat under a jacket until the spring
…But if you do need clothes, you can hide all your fat under a jacket.
6. Play santa at christmas parties
Play SSBBS(Super-sized-big-beautiful-santa) at your company Christmas Party. Every child loves sitting on a fat Santa’s lap…unless it’s at Joe Paterno’s Christmas party.
5. So you can be more jolly
Fat goes with Jolly like Peanut Butter goes with jelly.
4.Stock up on new clothes at after christmas sales
Packing on the lbs will force you to buy a new wardrobe.
3.Makes your new years resolution to lose weight easier
Everyone says they’ll lose weight as their New Years resolution. Why not make it easier on yourself and lose the weight you just gained over the holidays…and buy more new clothes.
2.Play the Christmas drinking game guilt free
Sounds pretty awesome to me.
1.Because Fat is Funny
It really is funny.