Need to lose weight? You should apply for a gym membership to The Dwight Schrute Gym for Muscles. Dwight Schrute’s Gym for Muscles features the “most effective equipment you’ve ever laid your ligaments on – everything from giant rocks to pails of sand.”
On opening the gym, Dwight says “obese people in this building are a drain on resources. The chairs wear out faster, they need more freon to keep them cool, they flush the toilets more often and their massive BM’s bust the rivets on the pipes.”
Dwight plans to turn fat into cash. If you are one of the first 20 members you can take advantage of the “pay what you weigh” promotion. Normal membership dues are 49$ a month with the first and last month up front. Every third month is 59$ a month BUT the 4th month is a discount month, and you’ll only pay 19$ a month.
Remember As Dwight Says “Your Path from Obesity Starts right here”