Every new year, some new awesome food products hit the supermarket shelves. Fast food companies must stay creative to compete with each other. 2012 is going to be a groundbreaking year for the food and beverage industry. Here are my predictions for the coolest trends of 2012.
10.1000 calorie packs
100 calorie packs? Those are so 5 years ago. It’s time for 1000 calorie packs! The true fatty’s snack.
9.Will Kill You For It Coldstone Size
Everyone craves more ice cream. Some fatties might even kill for it. The “Will Kill You For It” size will satisfy these cravings.
8.Obeso size Starbucks Coffee Drinks
They introduced Trenta last year, I think Starbucks will introduce the Obeso size drink this year. Just like 7-11 kept making Big Gulps bigger and bigger, Starbucks will follow in their footsteps. Maybe it will be a 50 oz drink! Now that’s a good way to start your morning!
They already have the grab and go stack. 2012 is about bigger and better. It’s time for the quad stack. 4 flavors stacked into one can!
6.XTRA Stuffed Oreos
First regular, then double stuffed Oreo’s. It’s time for XTRA stuffed Oreo’s! The bigger the better.
Because everything really is better with bacon. Ron Swanson would be proud
4.Deep Fried Frosting
Alright Deep Fried Fair Folk. This is my idea and it hasn’t been out there at fairs yet. When you win the prize for the newest, most creative deep fried food in 2012, I expect a fat salute to Fatty Lane.
3.Cookie Chip Combo packs
They already have frozen pizza and cookie dough sold in the same box. I think it’s time for cookies and chips to come in the same bag. Crunchy, gooey, sweet and salty all in one bag. Is there anything better?
2.Drive Thru All you can eat buffet
People are getting sick and tired of walking from their cars to the buffet lines. I think this is the year when the drive thru buffet hits it big. They can even have a mobility scooter special for those environmentally conscious eaters who rode their scooters instead of drove to help save the environment.
1.Susanne Eman Size Combo Meal’s
Susanne Eman eats 12 tacos, a pan of brownies, 2 liters of soda and 8 scoops of ice cream for dinner so why can’t you? Taco Bell could pave the way for bigger size combo meals with the Susanne Eman combo.