Fat Fued

On one of the most reliable news shows in the world, E!’s Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera fat. In other news, the pot called the kettle black. Osbourne apparently has beef because Aguilera called her fat for years when she was “never that fat.”

"I wasn't THAT ugly either..."

Kelly went on to say “Maybe she’s just becoming the fat bitch she was always born to be. I don’t know. She was always a cunt to me.” OOOOOH, she said the “C” word. She concluded saying “She called me fat for so many fucking years, so you know what? Fuck you! You’re fat too.”It isn’t nice to call people fat, that can hurt their feelings.

Slow down Kelly, I hate to break it to you, Christina has you beat no matter how you slice the pie. She wins grammy’s, you win teen choice awards. She’s known for her voice, you’re known for your drug abusing father. I think most people would choose her fat over you “thin” any day.

Winner: Christina

Winner: Christina (Kelly: leave the pulp fiction look to Uma)

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One response

  1. It’s not a matter of who fat gets chosen over another, it’s just funny to watch two spoiled rotten bitches call each other names. It’s almost like they think that what they have to say is relevant to something, lol.
    BTW don’t diss Ozzy, he’s more entertaining and talented than either of these two stunned vaginas.

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