Very few things make my blood boil on this planet as much as PETA does. I’m not 100% sure, but I think PETA stands for:
Not only do they subject people to the most ridiculous propaganda since World war II, they even aim some at kids! Since this is a fatty website, here is my awesome segway!
Peta Kids is aimed at brainwashing every child they can. Their brightly colored website has games, a cute little dancing chick (animal cruelty?), music, and pictures of Justin Bieber and other celebrities.
The best part of PETA kids is their list of healthy kid approved vegan food. Here are some that made the list.
Mike and Ike
Sour Patch Kids
Krispy Kreme Fruit Pie
Nutter Butter Bites
Sounds more to me like an SSBBW breakfast of champions! Oh, and don’t think about eating gelatin!
Gelatin—Rhymes with “skeleton.” Coincidence? I think not. Gelatin is a protein made by boiling cows’ and pigs’ skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones. Jell-O? Heck, no!”
HECK NO WE WOULDN’T. WE LOVE FAKE CHEMICALS IN PLACE OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS. MUST BUY JUSTIN BIEBER CD. YAAAAY FOR BRAINWASHING!