Big Fat Stupid Vegans

Very few things make my blood boil on this planet as much as PETA does. I’m not 100% sure, but I think PETA stands for:

Poorly

Educated

Tofu-eating

Assholes

Not only do they subject people to the most ridiculous propaganda since World war II, they even aim some at kids! Since this is a fatty website, here is my awesome segway!

Peta Kids is aimed at brainwashing every child they can. Their brightly colored website has games, a cute little dancing chick (animal cruelty?), music, and pictures of Justin Bieber and other celebrities.

The best part of PETA kids is their list of healthy kid approved vegan food. Here are some that made the list.

Air Heads

Cty babies

Dots

Dum-Dums

Jolly Ranchers

Lemonheads

Mike and Ike

Smarties

Sour Patch Kids

Sweet Tarts

Twizzlers

Cracker Jacks

Fritos

Krispy Kreme Fruit Pie

Nutter Butter Bites

Sounds more to me like an SSBBW breakfast of champions! Oh, and don’t think about eating gelatin!

Gelatin—Rhymes with “skeleton.” Coincidence? I think not. Gelatin is a protein made by boiling cows’ and pigs’ skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones. Jell-O? Heck, no!”

HECK NO WE WOULDN’T. WE LOVE FAKE CHEMICALS IN PLACE OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS. MUST BUY JUSTIN BIEBER CD. YAAAAY FOR BRAINWASHING!

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