I get some awesome search engine referrals to Fatty Lane. I get the standard searches for ssbbw and Pauline Potter but these 10 are my favorite.
10. “fat burrito man”
I really hope this is some sort of superhero.
9. “fat shit eating pringles”
Pringles should pay me for promoting their wonderful product.
8. “fat knee”
I wonder if they had a swollen knee, or if they were looking for someone with fat on their knees.
7. “airplane and football”
I mainly write about airplanes and football so…
6. “teddy bare nude girl and teddy bear”
Sounds like a bad late night showtime movie.
5.”fat blob eating”
It isn’t nice to call someone a blob.
4. “the fattest booby in the world”
Who cares about the fattest boobies, I want to find a girl with one giant fat boob.
3. “fat ugly chinese kids steroids gone wrong”
My original name for the blog, I should’ve kept it.
2. “eating nachos off a girls ass”
The fact that my blog comes up when this is searched for makes me know I provide meaningful content. I feel bad for the person searching for this. It’s not easy to find someone eating nachos off a girl’s ass. Luckily my ninja photography was able to help you out. I was able to get a real life picture of Justin Bieber eating nachos off a girl’s ass. Look for this is next month’s People Magazine.
1. “i want to slap susanne eman’ smile off her face”