Fat Salute: Heart Attack Grill

Heart Attack Grill is a restaurant in Dallas, Texas doing food right. It was founded in 2005 by Jon Basso with the intent of serving food porn. The genius marketing team declared the food “so bad for you it’s shocking” and the “taste is worth dying for”.

They have waitresses dressed like nurses taking orders (known as prescriptions) from the customers (known as patients). They have single, double, triple and quadruple bypass burgers ranging from 1/2 pound to 2 pounds. They cook their fries in pure lard, they serve soda with real sugar, and milkshakes with high butterfat content. They even serve cigarettes, beer and tequila. What’s not to love? If you weigh over 350 pounds, you eat for free! For this, we salute Heart Attack Grill.

Susanne Eman should move to Dallas and the biggest woman in the world crown will be hers in no time!! Check out their awesome commercial below (the guy from the commercial died…from natural causes)


4 responses

  1. My wife’s sister lives in Dallas and my wife and her sister eat free there every time we go. Pretty soon my oldest daughter and my nephew will eat free as well so the place is soon to be a real bargin.

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