Why? It causes sausage toes. Looks like little smoked meats ready to burst out of their casing.
Why? Too much detail. It also causes the dreaded elephant toe in the front. Post on that coming soon.
Why? According to Cosmo, you should wear a belted one piece if you have a bit of a belly.
Why? Skinny jeans look terrible even on skinny people.
Why? I don’t even know. There are so many things wrong with this picture I can’t think straight.
Why? Banana Hammocks aren’t cool. He had such an awesome gigantic gold cross and yet, he blew it wearing the speedo.
Why? Obvious. Stick to sweat pants.
Why? You don’t want to confuse a hunter.
2. An I beat anorexia t-shirt
Why? Because making fun of other people’s problems is pretty messed up…