Run Faster Irene

Hurricane Irene didn’t cause mass destruction or the end the world like the media predicted (and hoped) it would. This caused one media outlet to compare the storm to an “overweight jogger just holding on to the end of a run.”

When asked why she didn’t live up to her potential, Irene, like many overweight people, stated it was “too hard…her relatives were also overweight…and she has a thyroid problem.”

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