10. Approachable and easy to talk to
Fat girl’s won’t have every guy in the bar all over them. Chances are, you’ll have a clear path to walk right up and take her home.
9. Big and Cuddly
Just like your life size teddy bear growing up, a fat girl will be big, fluffy and cuddly. The stuffing won’t come out either from wear and tear!
8. Makes Flying easier
On vacations you’ll never have to worry about sitting next to a stranger. You’ll have your seat and the two seats next to you she’ll have to purchase.
7. Other dudes won’t hit on your girlfriend
Kiss jealousy goodbye. She’ll wont get attention from anyone else wherever you go.
6. Eat everything and anything you want
Chinese food at 3am? Yep. Two burritos for breakfast? Sounds good. Ice cream Sundae for lunch? As long as she stays fatter than you anything is fair game.
5. Family discounts at the Zoo
Whether she’s visiting relatives in the hippo exhibit or the elephant cage, she’s sure to get the family discount…because her relatives work at zoo…of course…
4. She won’t be conceited
If she’s fat, she wasn’t popular in high school, which means she won’t think she’s all that and a can of pringles.
3. Mobile water bed
The water bed was so cool in the 90’s. Now you can have your own portable water bed.
2. Insulation during the winter months
Everyone gets cold during the winter months. Curl up with a cup of hot cocoa, put on your favorite movie and wrap yourself up in arm fat
1. More cushion for the pushin’
Ahem…the most obvious reason.