SSBBW

SSBBW= Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman

The SSBBW is a mythical creature similar to Big Foot, The Lockness Monster , a Yeti or a fat unicorn. It’s rumored they walked the earth with the dinosaurs millions of years ago. The modern day SSBBW is said to inhabit couches and beds. Diet is unknown, but is believed to involve large amounts of Pringles, cans included. People say SSBBW exists but one has never been spotted in the wild. There is no physical evidence a real SSBBW exists. This is in contrast to the VFVUW. The VFVUW, or the Very Fat Very Ugly Woman is a common sight in society. They can be seen everywhere and are not in any danger of becoming extinct like their long lost relative.

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