Top 6 fat mustaches

6. Jack Black

Mustache style: The Zorro

What this mustache says: I’m daring, artistic, and possibly insane.

5. Mike Ditka

Mustache Style: The Magnum

What this mustache says: “Fuck you Tom Sellck, this is called the Ditka.”

4. Zach Galifianakis

Mustache style: The John Wilkes Booth

What this mustache says: You can’t quite grow a Lincoln Beard.

3. Ron Jeremy

Mustache Style: The Whispy Stalin

what this mustache says: 8==================D

2. Rod Beck

Mustache Style: The Fu Manchu

What this mustache says: Combined with the mullet, it says I represent the South.

1. The Pringles Guy

Mustache Style: The Dupond

What this mustache says: I’m thin crispy and delicious. And I won’t get your hands greasy!

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